[Wylan doesn't have the heart to tell Jesper that not everything ended up okay, especially when Kaz tells him he doesn't want to know. He lets out a breath he didn't realize he was holding, full of relief. Wylan's not looking forward to them learning how things ended, but he's grateful he won't have to tell them today.]
Okay. I can still answer questions if you have them later.
[ Jesper may just ask on his own time. He can let Kaz live with the mystery, that's fine. ]
Anyway, Wylan, now that you're here we can catch you up on all the fun adventures you've missed. There's a couple of people on the team who are alright, but they're mostly a big flock of pigeons. It's embarrassing.
[As a former (or not so former, depending on who you ask) embarrassing merchling, Wylan has a feeling that his definition of who's worth talking to and who's embarrassing is different from Kaz and Jesper's, but he still values their opinion.]
Who are the non-embarrassing ones worth talking about?
[ These are people who won't kill even to save their lives, Wylan. They're losers! ]
Well, Giorno, to start. Kaz can probably tell you all about him. And Sonia, she actually lives next door, though I think she's been staying at the hospital trying to work on a cure. Kind of weird for a princess, but she's alright. Then there's Nami, she's a thief and she's great to have around. And then this one guy called Twisted Fate, I wouldn't mind getting old if I turned out like him.
[ He is pretty much Jesper as an adult but without a lot of the recklessness. Jesper has made great friends! He'll let Kaz fill Wylan in about the rest. ]
There are a couple others - Loki is a thief, but seems to enjoy chaos more than answers. Urahara is sharp, but too caught up in what should be than what is. We've worked with a girl named Peridot a few times, she can control metal. There's a healer girl, Olivia. Very naive, you'll like her. [sorry.....
he thinks for a moment to see if they've missed anyone but nah]
I could see Nami and Sonia joining up with us, eventually. If we needed more people for a team. Giorno has his own group.
[Wylan isn't about to argue that he's not naive, not with Kaz. The whole list is longer than Wylan was expecting. Jesper was right, Kaz seems to be socializing more here.]
That's more than enough people for our usual missions. [Wylan can't help but notice they haven't found a new demolitions expert. He's glad, unsure what his role would be if they'd already replaced him.]
[ See? It's good for him. Kaz recruiting people and actually socializing, albeit through the magitek. He's still the same old Kaz, though. Not that Jesper's complaining. ]
Just us. Kaz actually arrived about a week or so after I did.
[ Aw, they could never replace you, Wyaln. Jesper wouldn't allow it. ]
That was during the last mission, some place called Perdition's Rest. It reminded me a bit of Noyvi Zem, just with, y'know, mechanical horses and birds.
I, uh, listened to it. [When Wylan realized that the watch they'd given him could turn text to speech, he'd been surprised and extremely grateful. Not only would his secret be easier to keep, it gave him a freedom he didn't have back home.]
[ Ah yes, magical thought-translating magitek. There certainly are upsides to working with Alistair. ]
Doesn't sound like it. [ At least as far as Jesper's heard. ] Someone found out Zymandis could be behind it-- they're like a team that is none too friendly towards Alistair, so the infection could be some super advanced alien disease. It would explain why no one's found a cure yet.
I've acquired some things for a group looking to find a cure, but it seems like there hasn't been any luck yet. Only frustration that the team as a whole isn't doing more.
[kaz shrugs]
There isn't much I can do, but you might be of assistance. Our neighbor Sonia is a good place to start if you wanted to look into it.
[Wylan's not as sure as Kaz seems that he'd be able to help out with a cure, but he's more than willing to see if they need his assistance. He's more suited to it than other missions he's been on and he's had success with those.]
I'll ask, but I'm not sure how much help I'd be either. They both use chemistry, but making medicine and making bombs are really different.
[kaz doesn't care much either - it's more to give wylan something to do. he assumes wylan may be slightly more in the lets fix it boat than the lets shoot it to death boat]
[ She's a little like Wylan, naive, but not totally stupid. Smart enough to know her stuff but kind enough to try and talk things out first. Maybe that's why the first thing Jesper did when he met her was try and run a con posing as her boyfriend. Who knows? ]
Are you looking to start an orchestra now? You'll need more than a couple flutes.
[See, Wylan can joke too. (While feeling secure in the fact that his flute made the journey from home with him. It's safely tucked into an inner pocket of his satchel. He checked.)]
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Okay. I can still answer questions if you have them later.
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[ Jesper may just ask on his own time. He can let Kaz live with the mystery, that's fine. ]
Anyway, Wylan, now that you're here we can catch you up on all the fun adventures you've missed. There's a couple of people on the team who are alright, but they're mostly a big flock of pigeons. It's embarrassing.
[ Yes now is the perfect time for GOSSIP. ]
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There's a of couple people worth talking about, and the rest aren't - in other words.
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Who are the non-embarrassing ones worth talking about?
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Well, Giorno, to start. Kaz can probably tell you all about him. And Sonia, she actually lives next door, though I think she's been staying at the hospital trying to work on a cure. Kind of weird for a princess, but she's alright. Then there's Nami, she's a thief and she's great to have around. And then this one guy called Twisted Fate, I wouldn't mind getting old if I turned out like him.
[ He is pretty much Jesper as an adult but without a lot of the recklessness. Jesper has made great friends! He'll let Kaz fill Wylan in about the rest. ]
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There are a couple others - Loki is a thief, but seems to enjoy chaos more than answers. Urahara is sharp, but too caught up in what should be than what is. We've worked with a girl named Peridot a few times, she can control metal. There's a healer girl, Olivia. Very naive, you'll like her. [sorry.....
he thinks for a moment to see if they've missed anyone but nah]
I could see Nami and Sonia joining up with us, eventually. If we needed more people for a team. Giorno has his own group.
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That's more than enough people for our usual missions. [Wylan can't help but notice they haven't found a new demolitions expert. He's glad, unsure what his role would be if they'd already replaced him.]
No one else from home's here?
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Just us. Kaz actually arrived about a week or so after I did.
[ Aw, they could never replace you, Wyaln. Jesper wouldn't allow it. ]
That was during the last mission, some place called Perdition's Rest. It reminded me a bit of Noyvi Zem, just with, y'know, mechanical horses and birds.
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Have you read the dossier for this mission yet?
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Has any progress been made in stopping the virus?
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Doesn't sound like it. [ At least as far as Jesper's heard. ] Someone found out Zymandis could be behind it-- they're like a team that is none too friendly towards Alistair, so the infection could be some super advanced alien disease. It would explain why no one's found a cure yet.
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[kaz shrugs]
There isn't much I can do, but you might be of assistance. Our neighbor Sonia is a good place to start if you wanted to look into it.
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I'll ask, but I'm not sure how much help I'd be either. They both use chemistry, but making medicine and making bombs are really different.
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[ Jesper has his own mixed feelings about the infection and everything, so he's probably not too helpful in that regard. ]
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Either way, Sonia is a good contact.
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She must be if you're thinking about having her join your team.
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[ She's a little like Wylan, naive, but not totally stupid. Smart enough to know her stuff but kind enough to try and talk things out first. Maybe that's why the first thing Jesper did when he met her was try and run a con posing as her boyfriend. Who knows? ]
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[he had said "if," but ostensibly wylan is right, sonia would be a good addition and not just in a hypothetical sense. maybe he'd ask her. maybe.]
She does a little of everything, maybe she even plays the flute.
[thats a joke its a great joke]
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Are you looking to start an orchestra now? You'll need more than a couple flutes.
[See, Wylan can joke too. (While feeling secure in the fact that his flute made the journey from home with him. It's safely tucked into an inner pocket of his satchel. He checked.)]
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[ Jesper grins, keeping the dumb enthusiasm going. Saints, it's good to have more of the gang together. ]
An Audentes band, what do you think, Kaz? Then we'll be real popular.
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[He addresses both Jesper and Kaz. Sure, it started as a joke, but he's more than willing to teach them music if they're even slightly interested.]
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[ Get it, since he's always pulling them??
Jesper's laughing. Did you... really think he was serious, Wylan? ]
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I'd pay to see you learn how to play the harp.
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[And are a lot less delicate than a harp. It started as a joke, but Wylan's getting attached to the idea.]
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