ic inbox

[endeudado]

username: sharpshooter

✉ ☏ 📷

Comments

audio; un: kazbrekker

[steler]

We need to make a decision on the mining.

audio; un: sharpshooter

[endeudado]

[ Hello to you too, Kaz. Glad to see you working those objectives. ]

As in, should we try to stop it personally or leave it to someone else?

[steler]

[kaz is a busy man. actually he's buying supplies but who is counting. also please dont be in the middle of gambling rn]

As in, it's the mission objective and everyone else is sitting on their thumbs weighing morality.

[endeudado]

[ He is not in the middle of gambling, wow, he hasn't found anyone to gamble with yet!! Instead he is cleaning his guns. Literally, for real tho. Something big is coming, he wants to be ready and not run out of ammo! Plus without gambling what else is there to do. ]

Right, the stuff with the Deemers. [ Which FREAKS JESPER OUT TBQH ] Sticking to the real objective sounds good to me.

audio; un: MANDROID

[friendlykillingmachine]

Hey there!

[Have a very chipper and friendly sounding (if not slightly metallic) voice!]

I hope this doesn't sound weird but I happened to catch part of your conversation with PERIDOT5XG and I think we're both interested in the same thing. That is, sabotaging the mining effort! It sounds pretty fun, right?

audio; un: sharpshooter

[endeudado]

[ I mean, hey, he's totally down for that, cheery guy! ]

Oh, hey! Good timing, man. My boss is coming up with a plan to do just that. He's got the full details about the plan, but so far, what we're gonna do is impersonate some bandits and blow up the mines to pin it on them.

[ Sounds sweet, right?? ]

He's kazbrekker on the network, if you want to get it from him, but we can meet up in Perdition's Rest once you're dressed the part. Sound good?

[friendlykillingmachine]

Oooooh, sneaky. I like it! I'll be there and I'll do my best to obscure my physical identity!

[Given the shape of his head, he'll have to put some extremely serious thought into that!]

My name is Rocky, by the way.

[endeudado]

Yeah, if we get a large enough group, the mayhem should be enough to hide our identities, anyway.

[ Jesper is. Definitely not expecting a robot dude, though the "physical identity" is kind of a giveaway, huh. ]

Good to meet you, Rocky. I'm Jesper. You might see me around, I'll be the tall guy with the pearl-handled guns strapped to his hips.

audio; un:kazbrekker, JAIL night (whenever that is im jumping the gun)

[steler]

Jesper. Where are you?

jumping the gun u mean like jesper ayyy

[endeudado]

[ This response doesn't come as fast as it should, probably because Jesper is freaking out. (Not the being in jail part, the "Kaz is gonna kill him" part.) It's cool though, he manages to sound only slightly nervous when he responds. ]

Aw, Kaz. Has our time apart been as hard on you as it has been on me?

leaves jesper in jail tbh

[steler]

[damnit thats definitely his bullshiting tone]

Where are you?

no don't

[endeudado]

Uh, would you find it funny if I said I was in jail?

[ Hilarious! I know! ]

They said they'd just be holding us overnight though. I'll be back in your metaphorical arms tomorrow morning, promise.

new year's day.

[digiorno]

[There are two packages waiting for Jesper outside his door in the morning. They're wrapped in gold paper. Inside the first one appears to just be . . . a box full of purple rose petals? Except, about fifteen minutes after opening, they turn back into what they were originally. Namely, an absolute fuckload of bullets. In the second box there is a suit and accessories. Also, a short note.]

I know you probably already have plenty of these, but I've been saving them anyway, so . . . here you go. And I know you don't have the other thing. Enjoy ♥ And don't let Kaz stab you with his present. Happy new year.

voice;

[endeudado]

[ Jesper loves his gifts. Loves them. He loves them so much that responds with an inbox thread that we're just gonna do here instead of worrying about a million threads. ]

Giorno! Happy new year, man. [ Is this what friends do in places that aren't the Barrel? ] Thanks so much for the gifts, what do I owe you?

[digiorno]

[OH NO . . . THIS IS CUTE. And then abruptly confusing. Isn't this--what friends do? Did he do it wrong? Giorno is suddenly glad this conversation isn't video, because he's pretty sure his expression looks as confused as he feels.]

Ah. Nothing? I thought-- [No come on, get it together.] You don't owe me anything, Jesper, they're gifts.

[endeudado]

[ THIS IS WHY... KETTERDAM IS WEIRD... ]

You sure? I didn't get you anything, though.

[ Usually you're... supposed to trade. Right? ]

audio; un:kazbrekker

[steler]

As much as I'm sure this offer will come back to bite me: come to the casino with me.

[endeudado]

[ Jesper actually takes a moment to respond as I'm sure you can hear him throwing a fist in the air, possibly even falling over in the excitement. ]

Kaz Brekker, those might be the most beautiful words I've ever heard in the seventeen years of my life.

[steler]

It's an opportunity to secure more cash. You'll have an allowance, I'm not letting you lose all our money.

audio; un: merchling

[wyvil]

[Wylan has had a very weird day. So weird, that using a magical watch to try to contact someone he hopes is the correct Jesper seems normal. He's made it from Oska to Woodhurst, is putting together the details he was given about ALASTAIR and his role here, but he's still feeling unsure and out of his element. He's hoping he's about to hear a familiar voice.]

Jesper?

audio;

[endeudado]

[ Now there's a voice Jesper didn't expect to hear again for a long, long time. ]

Wylan? By all the sweet Saints, is that actually you?

audio;

[wyvil]

It's actually me.

[He doesn't need to ask. He can tell it's actually Jesper.]

text; un: harmonia. april 4th-ish.

[digiorno]

jesperrrr (｡’▽’｡)♡

i'm bored. do you want to do something stupid.

[endeudado]

woah that's a fun face

you're speaking my language, giorno. what's the plan?

[digiorno]

there are a lot of them, i'm enjoying them quite a bit

example: (◕︿◕✿)

as in (◕︿◕✿) i don't know, because there are a lot of options but i may have used them all up
i've stolen so many cars it's not fun anymore
this city is such a big mess that i'm not sure how to make it messier